Things I don't miss from when I was 25
Fashion
Dating
Roommates
Things I do miss from when I was 25
Endurance
Good joints
Eyesight
What brings this on you ask? Just that I think bizarre things when I'm on a treadmill walking nowhere at 2.8 mph. That and I have decided to do this new project on 32 count linen over 1 thread.
I don't miss thinking that I have to wear uncomfortable clothes to look good. Now, I wear giant, clunky, amazingly comfortable, Frankenstein shoes and pants that I can zip without standing on my head.
I don't miss dating. No explanation here, it was just really hard work which usually ended with sobbing and ice cream.
I don't miss roommates. Although, when I think about it, I technically have roommates, but we are all stuck with each other.
I do miss being able to stay up and out all night doing things that would put me in the emergency room or a coma today. Or, lets face it, just staying up past 10 pm on a Saturday.
I miss being able to get out of bed, walk or work out without sounding like a breakfast cereal or one of those toys Boybat had when he was a toddler. You know which ones, you push along this little clear dome with balls in it and as the toddler walks, the balls jump around and make popcorn noises.

However, because I am an delusional masochist, I'm finishing this piece at this size.
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